daddy walkerton’s gonna hafta talk to his kid about not being a dick about mental illness
New storyline???????? lol no she’s not gay she’s just being tortured by the state what a eye-narrowy strip this is
some folks are upset when their parents start dating other people but on the other hand walky’s mom did split him and his twin sister up and then essentially let aliens tear their DNA up to get them ready to […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
stop punishing yourself stop punishing yourself stop punishing yourself stop punishing yourself stop punishing yourself
FUCK YEAH AH’VE BEEN THROUGH A LOT, YOU JAG, AN ALIEN FROM SPACE BLEW UP MY PARENTS AND THEN I FOUND OUT THEY WEREN’T MY REAL PARENTS AND I HAD A TWIN BROTHER AND NOW I WORK FOR THE GOVERNMENT […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
moral of the story is DON’T OPEN UP TO PEOPLE YOU CARE ABOUT
“But first ya gotta pay a subscription ta Slipshine! S’how Ah keep my beak wet!”
Oh, moms. It’s like they have eyes on the backs of their heads. Or they’re ex-intelligence and have cameras everywhere, I dunno. I decided to give Linda Walkerton glasses because I was afraid she didn’t look old enough. They didn’t […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Man, my 30% gray marker had totally gone dry, but I was just pushin’ through it anyway, wasn’t I. Look, those things were like $3 each!
You know, my actual intent was to depict Sal being weirded out by having parents who 1) are alive and 2) adore her rather than constantly fight with her, but I realized just now this could be misread as a “oh, […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
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