BILLIE WILL CRY WHEN SHE’S DONE FUCKING. Wait. Ruth was done fucking and she cried. BILLIE WILL CRY NEVER. FEELINGS ARE DUMB. Skipping ahead to Joyce, when this sequence of flashbacks feels more and more like one of those Scrubs […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Guess Joe kept the beard! Look, Rachel’s back now, you can shave it.
WOO THEMATICALLY SYMMETRICAL DRAMATIC CAR CHASE
Ruth was right! Everything’s solvable by punching! Remember to punch just like Ruth, too, framed in the same way, to make sure we keep that narrative circle going.
Danny needs to think a little more about why he’s the Worst while they smear Howard’s face on the ground. Look, don’t rush him.
I’m enjoying how despite everyone super hates Mary, they still completely ignore poor Howard in favor of her. What a likable group!
Suddenly Danny’s all like OH RIGHT I HATE MARY WHY’D I FORGET THAT
Ruth would have died way happier if she’d gotten to punch Mary. But seriously, never leave a room angry without first punching someone in the face. The sound effect of Billie’s fist hitting Mary’s cheek should be YOLO!
What I really think is that Danny can’t spell “happiness.” That’s right, I’m scapegoating him for my mistakes. Anyone object?
Roomies!, aka Danny Ruins Everything Always.
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