Joyce and Walky!

Aaaaaaand right back into the proto-Shortpacked! stuff.  Guess what?  The “Vulcan Vandal” was based on a real guy!  Take that, real guy!  If his doppelganger’s portrayal as a self-aggrandizing serial fibber here isn’t enough to make you not like him, perhaps I should add that he kept on getting kicked out of all the MUSHes for propositioning all the other players.