Billie-ese is a language that doesn’t have many words, and about half of them mean some form of alcohol.
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Joyce and Walky!
Two xennials live in sin!
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“Danny wouldn’t succumb to such sexual temptations, would he? He’s DANNY, after all. He got mad when hot girls crowded him in his bedroom.”
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Bunch of rednecks
on February 1, 2014 at 12:01 amChapter: Girls at the Door
Location: Danny's parents' house
Little town It’s a quiet village Every day like the one before Little town Full of little people Waking up to say… FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
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As noted earlier, Mary is unlike Joyce in that she’ll swear if she has to. Here, we learn that also unlike Joyce, she will totally listen in on some premarital hanky-panky. You know, after the prerequisite feigning of disinterest.
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Campus phonebook
on January 27, 2014 at 12:01 amChapter: Girls at the Door
Location: Danny's parents' house
My subconscious is already rebelling against Mary.
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No reason
on January 26, 2014 at 12:01 amChapter: Girls at the Door
Location: Danny's parents' house
Yay, Billie! Don’t get ahead of yourself, Mary. Billie bickers with everyone like an old married couple.
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Three Years Ago
on January 25, 2014 at 12:01 amChapter: Girls at the Door
Location: La Porte High School
Quick, gotta retcon Mary into my strip’s backstory!
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Didn’t you learn anything
on January 24, 2014 at 12:01 amChapter: Girls at the Door
Location: Danny's parents' house
“GOD DAMMIT SEXY LADIES STOP COMING UP TO MY BEDROOM”
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That’s one major difference between Mary and Joyce — Mary will definitely swear if she’s gotta.
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Good job, David at age 20, your new female character is everyone’s mom.
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