Ruth was right! Everything’s solvable by punching! Remember to punch just like Ruth, too, framed in the same way, to make sure we keep that narrative circle going.
Suddenly Danny’s all like OH RIGHT I HATE MARY WHY’D I FORGET THAT
Ruth would have died way happier if she’d gotten to punch Mary. But seriously, never leave a room angry without first punching someone in the face. The sound effect of Billie’s fist hitting Mary’s cheek should be YOLO!
What I really think is that Danny can’t spell “happiness.” That’s right, I’m scapegoating him for my mistakes. Anyone object?
Roomies!, aka Danny Ruins Everything Always.
Joe and Sarah are just sitting there slackjawwed watching this, thinking, christ, danny’s such a stupid asshole
Billie, go dig up Ruth’s corpse. It’d make a better partner than Danny.
i can’t watch
i have a third option: nobody care what danny thinks
Mary, of COURSE it’s “you.” You were instructed to walk down the street and LOOK FOR HER CAR. Don’t act so damn shocked.
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