This is literally the first half of every Sonic The Hedgehog Repents To Jesus illustration on DeviantArt.
Apparently Ruth is cockblocking Danny from the grave. Good. Fuck you, Danny! …figuratively speaking, obviously. Let’s just leave Billie’s desire to sexually “be good” unpacked, because if we don’t we’ll be here all day.
man i am going to absolutely loath these next few strips aren’t i
not the best choice of words right now billie Ahahahahahaha, man, I remember, like, hyperventilating with Godgiven fear when drawing this strip. I was being a dirty boy! A dirty, dirty boy! They were doing the naughties! Premaritally! Jesus and […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Look, guys, it’s generally not considered okay to refer to each other as “it”s unless that’s specifically how you’ve chosen to identify.
You think Joe’s being a good wingman, but that’s really just his euphemism for masturbating. And, weirdly, “draw those trees up the path” is Mary’s.
sorry lakota folks we’ve stolen your holy land and carved our racist faces on it, nyeah
Stole the word right from me, Danny. Today, we are brothers.
“What I’m saying, Dan, is that your vanilla ass will be a crushing disappointment, and that you should get a head start on crying now.”
Little do they know that Mary has run over Billie with their car and mounted her lifeless head to the hood.
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