Y’know, I was wondering how Danny was gonna make it to the party so the back half of this storyline can finish, but I’d forgotten it was because Mary apparently ran all the way back to the dorms right then […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
SEXBOT “ERIC” IS COMPLETED. SEXBOT “MARY” IS LIKEWISE SEXUALLY SATISFIED? EXCELLENT. LET US RETURN OUR LEG-COVERINGS TO THEIR ORIGINAL POSITIONS AND EXTRICATE OURSELVES FROM THIS SMALL ROOM POST-HASTE. TIME ELAPSED: 00:00:00:15
I was about to make fun of Mary for asking if anybody was watching her, as if anybody cared (they don’t), but in her case it actually makes sense. That is seriously the most chaste detour into a room for […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
See? You want to sin, but sinning just makes you feel worse! That’s how the Devil gets ya! I feel like at this point Nancy Reagan should pop in to reiterate this moral lesson.
LEAVE NO WITNESSES
God damn I was super into oversized props wasn’t I. Though by now I’m trying to explain their existence logically, with stuff like “raffles,” instead of having Joyce own a giant-ass man-sized calculator for no explicable reason.
…okay, I have to go see how this aligns with a future Dumbing of Age strip. *leave* Nope, okay, phew. That would have been almost uncanny. Anyway, this is what I thought at the time was what it was like […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Huh. Two dudes left a hot girl playing video games in a room all by herself. I bet they’re making out with each other. (and who is “nick’?)
You could go talk to Alice, Billie. Sometimes people talk to each other. I personally try to avoid that whenever possible, but you seem like an extrovert.
Hey, have a bunch of College Roomies from Hell!!! cameos! Also, Eric. He’s into sweater vests and self-righteousness, apparently. I made up his last name just right now.
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