The front of the restaurant was, of course, a gift shop. Lots of generic space-themed toys you’d find in any aeronautical museum giftshop, plus, like, a smattering of plush toys and the like of Mars 2112’s proprietary characters. (Captain Orion! […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Mars 2112 was super big on duck meat. There was duck pasta, duck pizza, duck everything. I think it was supposed to make food taste slightly off-from-normal, and thus feel more otherworldly? Also, the entire menu was expensive (because the […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Anyway, Mars 2112 was a real-life, uh, theme restaurant where the theme is you traveling to Mars in the year 2112 and dining on Mars. There was a simulator ride that takes you “from Earth” all the way “to Mars,” […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
So, uh, hey, anybody remember Mars 2112? Anybody?
…i can see it in your smile… you’re all i’ve ever wanted, and my arms are ooopen wiiiiiide
oh no sal has normal people anxiety, but she’s so badass
*draws in a third checkbox, writes “yeah but i was brainwashed by a dimension-travelling cabal of english ninjas”*
Taco Stuff! Steak! …Batman! China Crap! Dia… Ello… Su? C’mon, Sal, work at Batman in the food court. C’mon. C’MON.
Sal, you’re all superheroes, and you can all scale buildings.
Round 1: Joyce sneak-attacks Sal, Sal easily throws her into a wall Round 2: Joyce and Sal fight properly on top of a Martian starship Round 3: Joyce puts Sal in a ponytail, sends her to the mall to get […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
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