My kids started mastering Super Mario Bros when they were 4 or 5. When I was 4 or 5, I had to wait a few years for them to INVENT SUPER MARIO BROS
No one knows what an ounce is. No one.
so the baby pictures begin
We did take parenting classes! They told us not to do this.
Another actual sonogram! Yeah, our baby here (I’d always crop out the “BABY A” or “BABY B” for these, which they use to label which of the twins you’re looking at) definitely looking like he’s Beast Wars Fuzor Silverbolt. What […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
When you have twins, you don’t do fuckin’ SHIT for like two whole years. If one parent leaves for like even fifteen minutes, it’s like abandoning the other parent to a tornado, Man of Steel-style. You can barely hold things […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Truly this child contains multitudes.
what if they like the wrong star wars movies
at the end of the final trimester you’re up to Pumpkin Class
Was putting up the next strip and I was like, wait, why isn’t #4 anything but a layered file, where’s the web format PNG? And I opened it and I was like ohhhhhhhhhhhhh right, I didn’t finish this one because we […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
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