At some point I must have learned fifteenth-hand that showers were a thing you take after you engage in the dangle-schlomp. Look at my attempt at realism! For an alternate take, maybe Mary is not known for taking showers, and […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
“Playing Scrabble” was one of our favorite euphemisms for the dirty-dirty around this time. “This time” is so long ago, though, that I can’t remember which group “our” entailed.
There’s Something About Mary was a popular comedy film starring Cameron Diaz and Ben Stiller in 1998. As of this writing, the Billie and Danny of Dumbing of Age would have been two years old when that came out.
No way out… except murrrderrr. This was a strip I had to completely reletter last year for Roomies! Book Two. It was insanely illegible.
Whoa-ho-ho — I just used another naughty word. October 16, 1999, mark that on your calendars. Danny isn’t bewildered or angry at Billie’s moment of weakness, he’s just smugly amused. The Les Moore is strong in this one.
Danny thinks being punched in the face repeatedly is romantic. Ladies.
From what we’ve seen of Danny and Billie’s relationship so far, Danny should have known to cover his head without prompting. That girl loves to beat the shit outta him.
I went to go see where Third and Highland are on Google Maps just now. Third is the main street that’s on the south perimeter of campus, just a block south of where Danny and Joe’s residence hall is, and […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Y’know, I was wondering how Danny was gonna make it to the party so the back half of this storyline can finish, but I’d forgotten it was because Mary apparently ran all the way back to the dorms right then […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
SEXBOT “ERIC” IS COMPLETED. SEXBOT “MARY” IS LIKEWISE SEXUALLY SATISFIED? EXCELLENT. LET US RETURN OUR LEG-COVERINGS TO THEIR ORIGINAL POSITIONS AND EXTRICATE OURSELVES FROM THIS SMALL ROOM POST-HASTE. TIME ELAPSED: 00:00:00:15
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