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Revoked

by David Willis on February 3, 2014 at 12:01 am
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2014-02-03

It is apparently Ultra Car’s eternal punishment to be surrounded by dumb gross horny jerks, whether she’s yet sentient or not.

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Aw-haw!

by David Willis on February 2, 2014 at 12:01 am
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2014-02-02

“Danny wouldn’t succumb to such sexual temptations, would he?  He’s DANNY, after all.  He got mad when hot girls crowded him in his bedroom.”

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Bunch of rednecks

by David Willis on February 1, 2014 at 12:01 am
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2014-02-01

Little town It’s a quiet village Every day like the one before Little town Full of little people Waking up to say… FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK  YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

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Kicked me out

by David Willis on January 31, 2014 at 12:01 am
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2014-01-31

As noted earlier, Mary is unlike Joyce in that she’ll swear if she has to.  Here, we learn that also unlike Joyce, she will totally listen in on some premarital hanky-panky.  You know, after the prerequisite feigning of disinterest.

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When are you leaving?

by David Willis on January 30, 2014 at 12:01 am
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2014-01-30

“When are you leaving” is the passive-aggressive way to say “How long are you staying?” Oh, Billie’s absentee parents.  Will we ever see you unsilhouetted?  I really don’t know.  Fifteen years later, I fear there might be too much mystique […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…

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Sit here like dead wood

by David Willis on January 29, 2014 at 12:01 am
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2014-01-29

Baka Danny, I was only after your alcohol!  You are a real idiot, aren’t you?  No one likes you, especially not me.

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One part of you

by David Willis on January 28, 2014 at 12:01 am
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2014-01-28

Stop reducing Danny to his body parts, Billie!

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Campus phonebook

by David Willis on January 27, 2014 at 12:01 am
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2014-01-27

My subconscious is already rebelling against Mary.

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No reason

by David Willis on January 26, 2014 at 12:01 am
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2014-01-26

Yay, Billie! Don’t get ahead of yourself, Mary.  Billie bickers with everyone like an old married couple.

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Didn’t you learn anything

by David Willis on January 24, 2014 at 12:01 am
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2014-01-24

“GOD DAMMIT SEXY LADIES STOP COMING UP TO MY BEDROOM”

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