It’s just a giant weather balloon! It’s laserbeaming giant holes in buildings and there’s a spacesuited alien guy on top screaming “I OWN YOU!!!!”, but it’s just a giant weather balloon!
WHOOPS I GUESS ALIENS AND SEMME ARE PUBLIC NOW in a general sense, but also, y’know, there’s stuff like Danny, Sarah, and the Browns learning Joyce isn’t actually a missionary to Bulmeria, but instead fights Aliens on the down-low. Also, […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Oh god, Jared From Subway. Whyyy. Did you know Jared Fogle went to Indiana University? Did you know Jared Fogle lived in Read Hall? Did you know that Jared Fogle is essentially my age? Did you know that this means […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
It’s important to see Walky’s upset-looking squiggly-line mouth in order to establish that, no, this storyline is not ending in Walky paying Joyce to facesit on him and fart in his eyes, that this is definitely a punishment and has not […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
It’s probably for the best that I didn’t do a “Walky Checks Out Joyce’s Impressive Stool” limited print.
“Now wait just one second… Joyce, why did you go through all that trouble to eat half Taco Bell’s menu if all you really needed to do to provoke a response is to CLAIM you took an impressive shit?” “…oh, […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I guess the lesson of this story is, no matter how hard Walky has been working (and succeeding) at presenting himself as a functional adult, none of that dedication compares to Walky’s desire to see Joyce’s stool. And Joyce knows […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Walky’s totally cooking Kraft Dinner, isn’t he. “Walky, that’s not ‘cooking dinner’.” “YES IT IS, LOOK, I’M WEARING AN APRON, I ADDED A PINCH OF SALT, AND LOOK AT ME CALMLY TASTING IT OUT OF A WOODEN SPOON”
Buried within this tale of alleged sexual maturity is an author who didn’t want his main characters to fuck anybody else before they got together and fucked, because even though he had grown as a person tremendously in recent years, […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
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