Look, Jason, women aren’t vending machines you put car maintenance into so they’ll dispense sex! If they were, everyone would work at Jiffy Lube.
Look, Jason, play to your strengths. Joe is a conversationalist and… … I’m not really sure how much you know about cars, and Joe is technically a super mega amazing engineer who once built a hoverscooter out of a ping […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
“god i hope these two guys actually want to help and aren’t just doing this to get in my pants”
Jeez, proto-Shortpacked! much? Here’s a strip about the 2002 Joe vs Cobra Destro and Robots in Disguise X-Brawn. Destro’s toy had a screamy face and an pointing finger hand and a cellphone. X-Brawn was a soccer mom van. They all […] ↓ Read the rest of this entry…
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